“Yo muthafucka, Stonehenge biaaatch! Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck takes tha Pandorica, takes tha universe yo, but, wack shizzle everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot yo ass be all whizzin about. It aint nuthin but straight-up distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute cuz I AM TALKING!
Now tha question of tha minute is, “Whoz gots tha Pandorica?” Answer: I do. Next question: Whoz comin ta take it from me, biatch? Come on! Look at me biaaatch! No plan, no back-up, no weapons muthafucka! Oh, n’ suttin’ else I don’t have: Anythang ta lose biaaatch! So! If yo ass is chillin up there up in yo’ wack-ass lil spaceships wit all yo’ wack-ass lil glocks n’ you’ve gots any plans on takin tha Pandorica tonight, just remember whoz standin up in yo’ way dawwwwg! Remember every last muthafuckin black dizzle I eva stopped you n’ then, and then… do tha smart-ass thang: Let some muthafucka else try first”.
stupid Clara with her stupid leaf.
anyone else having a problem with iplayer rn?
I can’t fucking watch Doctor Who now