julia-the-fan:

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TV Meme: [2/5] Tv shows - Doctor Who (2005)

“Yo muthafucka, Stonehenge biaaatch! Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck takes tha Pandorica, takes tha universe yo, but, wack shizzle everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot yo ass be all whizzin about. It aint nuthin but straight-up distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute cuz I AM TALKING!
Now tha question of tha minute is, “Whoz gots tha Pandorica?” Answer: I do. Next question: Whoz comin ta take it from me, biatch? Come on! Look at me biaaatch! No plan, no back-up, no weapons muthafucka! Oh, n’ suttin’ else I don’t have: Anythang ta lose biaaatch! So! If yo ass is chillin up there up in yo’ wack-ass lil spaceships wit all yo’ wack-ass lil glocks n’ you’ve gots any plans on takin tha Pandorica tonight, just remember whoz standin up in yo’ way dawwwwg! Remember every last muthafuckin black dizzle I eva stopped you n’ then, and then… do tha smart-ass thang: Let some muthafucka else try first”.

keepingmagicalsecrets:

streetsofbrazil:

theperksofbeingjohnlocked:

Oh God!

IS THAT THE SAME CAR THAT HIT ROSE TYLER’S DAD AND KILLED HIM 

SO IF HE’D HIT CLARA’S DAD THEN ROSE’S DAD MIGHT HAVE LIVED

I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I’ve walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I have lost things you’ll never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze.

stupid Clara with her stupid leaf.